I looked at this thing for the first time in ages on Thursday, and I realized that abandoning this blog was a waste of a really, really good pun. (Check out the URL.)

Here are some things things that have happened:

• In my second-to-last semester of college, I took a class with a professor who brought really incredible desserts whenever we watched movies. Those pecan pie bars still haunt my dreams.
• In my last semester of college, I did a science project with two stoners about how THC levels in marijuana have changed over the years. Spoiler: They have increased. Nb: Finding research about this topic was difficult.
• I moved to Tucson for three years.
• I worked in an estate planning law office and learned just how rich it is possible to be, even in a small-ish, not-incredibly-rich city like Tucson.
• I ate tacos containing the following things: tripas, cabeza, and guacamole (like, just guacamole). This is in addition to less outrageous tacos, like carne asada, shredded beef, al pastor, etc.
• Bleached my hair blond; dyed it red when I got tired of that.

So there’s that. It’s been four and a half years, so, yeah, I’ve omitted a lot of things (romance! Being broke! Embarrassing myself in ways that defy both logic and decency!).