The other day, Molly posted on Facebook about a romance novel called The Girl Nobody Wanted. Here are applications of that title that I have invented.

• The Girl Nobody Wanted: The Life and Times of Ann Veal
• The Girl Nobody Wanted: THEN WHY DID YOU MARRY HER, ROCHESTER?
• The Girl Nobody Wanted: The Story of Rogue; or, An Unkillable Man Is Hard to Find
• The Girl Nobody Wanted: Bella Swan Outside of the Bizarre Mary-Sue Universe of Forks, WA
• The Girl Nobody Wanted: Why Can’t the U.S.S. Millicent Kent Get a Date?
• The Girl Nobody Wanted: The Perils of Making a Mix CD Featuring Tori Amos, Mirah, or Kate Bush
• The Girl Nobody Wanted: What Jersey Shore Taught Us About Grenade Etiquette
• The Girl Nobody Wanted: The Story of Robin Scherbatsky; or, How to Tell an Incredible Lie in Title Case

This list also says SO MUCH about what I am reading/watching/thinking about these days.

Try it for yourself, dear readers!